if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
