yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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