the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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