i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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