What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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