Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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