I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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