He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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