Plan B is the new Plan A
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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