Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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