we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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