So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm going to jail i love you
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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