ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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