How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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