so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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