woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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