Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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