Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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