I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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