I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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