butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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