Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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