thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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