How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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