We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Can you bring me the toilet please
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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