I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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