let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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