Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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