Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
the raccoons are back...
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