It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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