Dual....:-)
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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