Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's blow job season.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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