Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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