even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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