when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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