I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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