so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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