Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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