No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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