i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
what day is it and did you see me today?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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