You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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