Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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