OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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