Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize