My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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