No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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