how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Say something about gay babies.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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