the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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