are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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