normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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