Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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