We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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