so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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