my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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